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at 17:50 19 Sep 2019
Not quite as progressive as he likes to portray himself as it seems.
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at 23:38 21 Aug 2019
“That was never a yellow card. In my day you had to do something really violent to get a yellow card, and something really serious to get sent off”
“Did you get many bookings Wyn?”
“Oh yeah, almost every week, but only 4 reds.”
at 14:43 21 Aug 2019
How much sin do you commit when you go to the football?
The blokes in Iran believe your fragile little eyes cannot handle the insatiable lust generated by gazing at a football player. So women have taken to wearing beards in order to gain entry to games.
‘Meanwhile, Iran's prosecutor-general, Hojjat-ol Eslam Mohammad Jafar Montazeri, criticised Fifa for demanding that Tehran allow women in stadiums to watch men's games.
"When a woman goes to the stadium and sees half-naked men in sports clothing, sin is committed," said Montazeri.’
Now I could sort of understand if all the players looked like Llorente who is obviously cowing lush even though I’m definitely not gay. I’m sure lots of sin was committed when he was around.
But how much sin do you commit on average when watching our current crop?
Edit: forgot the link
[Post edited 21 Aug 14:44]
at 19:32 3 Aug 2019
Under new rules players being subbed have to leave the pitch at the nearest touch line. Fair enough I hear you ponder, but why weren’t all the other players who did exactly the same thing not get booked?
|Cowardly little scrotes alert|
at 08:00 9 Jul 2019
Two little bastards driving around Morriston and the enterprise park on a moped snatching handbags off ladies in local car parks over the weekend as they go back to their car after shopping. My mums friend lost hers in Aldi’s. But the guy there said they have done other places such as Halfords and Asda. Tell your lady friends to be alert. They seem to be targeting the older ladies which shows what cowards they are.
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at 10:45 4 Jul 2019
4500 jobs at risk, they are blaming it on a loss of revenue due to the governments laws on maximum stake gambling on the fixed odds machines.
No mention of brexit yet.
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at 16:20 20 Jun 2019
Looks like our flaccid government have cocked up the implementation of their porn laws delaying it by 6 months. Furious campaigners are demanding a bi erection.
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at 10:32 18 Jun 2019
Surely there couldn’t have been anything dodgy about the decision to award the World Cup to that great football nation and oil rich Qatar?
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at 19:01 17 May 2019
Just talking about how she buys things whilst pissed and then regrets it later. No Oprah this time.
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at 14:01 6 May 2019
Brexit is officially off the table for a few months. Meghan’s waters have broke.
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