Remember when Hilary decided to perform the master stroke in how to win votes and influence people by labelling half the electorate “a basket of deplorables”? Well that lovable child sniffing old scamp Joe Biden has gone one better by suggesting that if black people consider voting for the other guy “they ain’t black”. Where do they find these people? What a massive tit.
A bombshell report has been published revealing for the first time the shocking and unforeseen reasons for the Lib Dem’s shambolic result in the recent general election.
Who could have imagined that the strategy of marketing Jo Swinson as the next Prime Minister would be an unmitigated disaster? Well this report suggests it was. Shocking I know. We were all convinced she would be next PM so what went wrong?
The report also reveals that Jo Swinson was unpopular amongst the male demographic because of “misogyny and sexism coming into play” but she also saw support from women “fall significantly during the campaign”. I suppose one action to put in place going forward for the Lib Dem’s is to appeal more to men and women. I’m no political strategist by any means but I think this would be a beneficial move.
She also failed to target black and other minority ethnic groups according to the report, and targeted seats where the Lib Dem’s had no presence and no chance of winning based on the over optimism of flawed polls carried out by a Lib Dem activist and failed to do the work in her own constituency.
The anti brexit feeling was also grossly over estimated, and the policy of reversing brexit without a referendum appealed to hardly anybody.
I could have told you all this before the referendum. Why can’t highly paid political strategists and advisors not see this until it’s too late?
Name these football clubs based on the cryptic clues:
1. Always one hundred 2. A burglars entry 3. Light this when naked 4. This pig has eaten too much 5. The latest fort 6. Where cattle cross the river 7. How’s your dads wife? 8. Roger Moore meets The Queen 9. Shit club full of scummy w*nkers 10. Trundle weighs the same as a duck. What should we do with him?
Don’t overdo it with the tossing. And we must remember the true reason for this day as we remember that time Jesus ate so many pancakes he couldn’t fit into his tunic so had to go on a diet for forty days.
Congratulations to the official hero of the year, a Mr Slowthai (no me neither), who heroically displayed his heroic heroism by heroically attempting to sexually assault the presenter in a heroic fashion before trying to glass and assault members of the audience. Heroically of course.
The bloke living inside my magic radio box just told me that the figures for the NHS in Wales are the worst on record for the fourth month running. Mark Drakeford needs to use his impressive talents and get to grips with this issue. I’m sure he will because he is a great leader.
Has anybody ever done this at the supermarket? They give you a sort of futuristic scanning device and you scan your own stuff. I tried it for the first time and I thought I’d scanned everything but on checking my receipt it seems I missed quite a few items so I presumably got them for free. Being an honest sort of a chap do I go back in tomorrow and settle up or just let it go?