You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Apart from the irony of a load of billionaires taking 1500 private jets to Geneva to pontificate about how the poor people aren’t doing enough about climate change, why the hell is Bono there?
The only highlight has been a rather admirable young lady protester by the name of Grethna who glibly and politely told them it’s all their f*cking fault.
Once again the Beeb have the finger on the pulse of what is really important in this country with a well researched article using top investigative journalism techniques to reveal the shock news that loftus cheek isn’t gay.
8. NOTICES OF MOTION PROPOSED BY TRUST MEMBER ROGER BRACE. 1. Amendment to the Model Rules 2016 that any Member of the Trust shall be en titled to view any Document of the Trust on giving 14 days notice of that intention. 2. That Authority is given by the Members of the Trust for the continuance of the legal claims against Huw Jenkins, Mrs. Louisa Morgan and others being the vendor share holders in share transfers dated 21 st July 2016 and 11th June 2017 together with such other parties as appropriate on the proviso that the Trust’s Legal advisers confirm a reasonable prospect of success in the litigation and to incur professional fee costs including value added tax up to an initial amount of £300,000 and further to allocate sufficient funds from the Trust’s Reserves to meet that expenditure.
Award winning “journalist” Claas Relotius has been sacked from Der Spiegel and has admitted completely making up articles claiming he felt under pressure to do so. I wonder how much of this goes on. Do you think it’s prevalent? I sometimes think most of the bollocks Shaky copies and pastes must be made up on the spot but I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.
If it is common why have they chucked this guy under the bus?
Furious Ejaculations of outrage were ejaculated all over social media yesterday as an EVIL and SEXIST company that has been selling knickers and suits constantly for around 134 years without any complaints tried to sell knickers and suits in one of their shops.
In shocking news Marks and Spencer’s, a retail chain set up by two blokes called Marks and Spencer in the mid to late 19th century are under fire for something or other by some mad feminist bastards on Facebook or Twitter or one of them. According to said mad feminist bastards it is sexist to suggest that some women may like to buy and wear sexy knickers and some blokes like to buy and wear suits and shops should IMMEDIATELY STOP perpetuating such sick twisted views.
Neither Marks nor Spencer were available for comment.
With all the income tax, fuel duty, VAT, booze duty, corporation tax, national insurance, council tax, carrier bag charges, tobacco duty, speeding fines and all the other stealth taxes we pay every single day of our lives pouring into the government coffers, why the F¥ck does Doris from accounts have to sit in a bath of beans for three hours so an unwell child can get a wheelchair?
No not Urethra Franklin, but a new medical procedure to fight prostate enlargement has been green lighted on the NHS. Now thousands of men can look forward to having piping hot steam fired up their one eyed wonder weasel. Fantastic news.