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Retraining 17:13 - Jan 20 with 2796 viewsJackfath

If you had the chance to change careers, what would you retrain as?

POSTER OF THE YEAR 2013. PROUD RECIPIENT OF THE SECOND PLANET SWANS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
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Retraining on 17:19 - Jan 20 with 1462 viewsSwanjaxs

Porn star

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
Poll: Meat/poultry/vegetarian option of your choice on a Sunday dinner...

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Retraining on 17:24 - Jan 20 with 1436 viewslifelong

A remote control garage door engineer.
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Retraining on 17:25 - Jan 20 with 1430 viewstheloneranger

Dolphin Waxer at Bristol Zoo.
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Retraining on 17:42 - Jan 20 with 1407 viewsWarwickHunt

I think being a gynaecologist was the perfect job for me so I wouldn’t change a thing.

I’m semi-retired now but I still like to keep my hand in.
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Retraining on 18:07 - Jan 20 with 1364 viewsdickythorpe

Soldier

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Retraining on 18:24 - Jan 20 with 1337 viewsBrynCartwright

The blokie that helps all the lady models off and on with their costumes backstage at fashion events.

Poll: Should I go down the pub tonight?

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Retraining on 18:27 - Jan 20 with 1326 viewsNeath_Jack

A bone idle Tata employee.

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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Retraining on 18:27 - Jan 20 with 1327 viewsbuilthjack

A mod

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Retraining on 18:39 - Jan 20 with 1309 viewssainthelens

Studio 95 receptionist.
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Retraining on 18:42 - Jan 20 with 1303 viewsjack2jack

Apprentice millionaire.😀
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Retraining on 18:47 - Jan 20 with 1290 viewsperplex

Head of the Maxmillan Schnell fan club.
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Retraining on 19:32 - Jan 20 with 1223 viewsNotLoyal

Retraining on 18:07 - Jan 20 by dickythorpe

Soldier


Spent 9 years in the mob Dicky, retrained as an engineer and now live in UK and Germany. And pretty successful if my last school report is to be believed. Whatever any thoughts you have of being a soldier they are best kept just there 😂 Getting shot at for 9k a year as a private then 14 as a corporal didn't compensate much. But 17k when I left was....




Still shit 😂

No I didn't invent the tit wÁnk you stupid fcking twát Oh ... Shhhhh, yes it's me, I think I really p1ssed that bloke from Aberdare off. Don't tell him.
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Retraining on 19:35 - Jan 20 with 1217 viewsFlashberryjack

Drug dealer.

Hello

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Retraining on 19:50 - Jan 20 with 1179 viewsThrasher6

Retraining on 17:42 - Jan 20 by WarwickHunt

I think being a gynaecologist was the perfect job for me so I wouldn’t change a thing.

I’m semi-retired now but I still like to keep my hand in.


How does a gynaecologist paint his hallway....

Through the letterbox......


I thank you.....
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Retraining on 19:52 - Jan 20 with 1168 viewsThrasher6

An airport fireman.....lovely gig....

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Retraining on 19:52 - Jan 20 with 1164 viewsKilkennyjack

Retraining on 17:24 - Jan 20 by lifelong

A remote control garage door engineer.


Brilliant career choice.

It has its ups and downs, of course, but overall its like providing a top class public service.

Just make sure you don't end up too remote ... 🚗

‘Beware of the risen people’ ........🍀🇮🇪 💚 Dim byd grêt am brydain 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺

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Retraining on 20:09 - Jan 20 with 1125 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Retraining on 19:32 - Jan 20 by NotLoyal

Spent 9 years in the mob Dicky, retrained as an engineer and now live in UK and Germany. And pretty successful if my last school report is to be believed. Whatever any thoughts you have of being a soldier they are best kept just there 😂 Getting shot at for 9k a year as a private then 14 as a corporal didn't compensate much. But 17k when I left was....




Still shit 😂


If I had to go into the forces the Navy seems to treat their people the best. I’d be an Avionics engineer (Fleet Air Arm) , do my 22 years and then head off to the Gulf for a couple of years. Would have a worry free retirement (financially).

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

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Retraining on 20:35 - Jan 20 with 1082 viewsSwanjaxs

Chairman of a football club.

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
Poll: Meat/poultry/vegetarian option of your choice on a Sunday dinner...

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Retraining on 20:37 - Jan 20 with 1080 viewsEbo

A receptionist at Morgans (so I get all the gossip) or tester at Durex (you have to work a week in hand).

Thank you, goodnight and bollocks
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Retraining on 21:03 - Jan 20 with 1042 viewsNotLoyal

Retraining on 19:52 - Jan 20 by Thrasher6

An airport fireman.....lovely gig....


Met an 18 year RAF Fireman once, never been to a fire.

No I didn't invent the tit wÁnk you stupid fcking twát Oh ... Shhhhh, yes it's me, I think I really p1ssed that bloke from Aberdare off. Don't tell him.
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Retraining on 21:37 - Jan 20 with 983 viewsjack_lord

Retraining on 19:32 - Jan 20 by NotLoyal

Spent 9 years in the mob Dicky, retrained as an engineer and now live in UK and Germany. And pretty successful if my last school report is to be believed. Whatever any thoughts you have of being a soldier they are best kept just there 😂 Getting shot at for 9k a year as a private then 14 as a corporal didn't compensate much. But 17k when I left was....




Still shit 😂


specially when you see pricks working in the city, literally earning millions, looking down their noses at you.

Lord_Jack BA (Hons) MSc
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Retraining on 21:42 - Jan 20 with 969 viewsfbreath

Retraining on 21:03 - Jan 20 by NotLoyal

Met an 18 year RAF Fireman once, never been to a fire.


I was aircraft techie in RAF on VC 10 regards repairing/servicing them bit like working at Heathrow airport.
Every so often we would have to do ground crew duty, marshalling in aircraft to their stand, connect ground power when they stopped etc.
The only thing 5he firemen did apart from sleep, paint white lines and polish their engines was deal with smokey brakes. There would be about 12 of them around one aircraft all excited that they could take control of the situation. Roll out their hoses try and boss everyone around then put it all away and go back to their normal routine
At Brize Norton if there was a fire somewhere on camp they would have to stand down when the civvy fire brigade turned up

We are the first Welsh club to reach the Premier League Simples

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Retraining on 22:52 - Jan 20 with 916 viewsSirjohnalot

Criminal psychologist.

I’ve represented 2 genuine psychopaths in 17 years doing my job, 1 in his 40s, the other 15. Only two people I’ve met who were genuinely scary.

Would’ve been a fascinating job to treat and assess them full time.
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Retraining on 23:03 - Jan 20 with 901 viewsraynor94

Retraining on 18:27 - Jan 20 by Neath_Jack

A bone idle Tata employee.


Took me 4 of years of training to be one!

You give it out, you take it back it`s all part of the game

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Retraining on 23:15 - Jan 20 with 884 viewsDarran

Retraining on 23:03 - Jan 20 by raynor94

Took me 4 of years of training to be one!


Tell me about it. 😳

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