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When u die do you want to be... 23:06 - Jan 10 with 1294 viewsBrynCartwright

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When u die do you want to be... on 23:09 - Jan 10 with 1191 viewsBrynCartwright

It was Mam's cremation today. Cheers boys.

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When u die do you want to be... on 23:30 - Jan 10 with 1168 viewsDJack

Time is what you need now. Take care.

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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When u die do you want to be... on 23:40 - Jan 10 with 1155 viewsbuilthjack

Put me on a raft and send me down the Wye.
That's fine by me

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When u die do you want to be... on 23:46 - Jan 10 with 1147 viewslifelong

I’d like to be buried at sea, either off the Gower or West Pembrokeshire Coast, I’ve been feeding on fish most of my life, it would be nice to give something back.
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When u die do you want to be... on 00:55 - Jan 11 with 1114 viewstheloneranger

When I die, I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume!!
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When u die do you want to be... on 01:15 - Jan 11 with 1103 viewstrampie

When u die do you want to be... on 23:09 - Jan 10 by BrynCartwright

It was Mam's cremation today. Cheers boys.


Stay strong butt.

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When u die do you want to be... on 05:37 - Jan 11 with 1052 viewssquarebear

I was looking for the “at least 84 and fit as a butcher’s dog” option.

I’m setting off to my mate’s son’s funeral in a few mins. He took his own life.

He’s being buried, which seems the exception nowadays.
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When u die do you want to be... on 07:10 - Jan 11 with 1023 viewsJohnw102

Going in a Cardiff F C shirt, better one of them than one of us.

Never knew getting old would happen so quick!

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When u die do you want to be... on 08:09 - Jan 11 with 986 viewsItchySphincter

Sorry to hear about you Mam Bryn butt.

I was thinking about this other day as I was waking past the co-op funeral parlour and there was an ad for preparing for your funeral - I remember thinking, I hope I die happy and if my family didn’t mind I’d be quite happy for then to stick me on the cheapest of cardboard coffins and get me in the oven post-haste. I don’t much fancy being kept in an urn either, scoop me up and chuck it in the wind, job done.

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When u die do you want to be... on 08:43 - Jan 11 with 961 viewsoldcob

When u die do you want to be... on 23:09 - Jan 10 by BrynCartwright

It was Mam's cremation today. Cheers boys.


Deepest sympathy.
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When u die do you want to be... on 10:36 - Jan 11 with 911 viewstheloneranger

When u die do you want to be... on 23:09 - Jan 10 by BrynCartwright

It was Mam's cremation today. Cheers boys.


I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather ...



Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car ...!!
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When u die do you want to be... on 10:37 - Jan 11 with 911 viewsGowerjack

When u die do you want to be... on 08:09 - Jan 11 by ItchySphincter

Sorry to hear about you Mam Bryn butt.

I was thinking about this other day as I was waking past the co-op funeral parlour and there was an ad for preparing for your funeral - I remember thinking, I hope I die happy and if my family didn’t mind I’d be quite happy for then to stick me on the cheapest of cardboard coffins and get me in the oven post-haste. I don’t much fancy being kept in an urn either, scoop me up and chuck it in the wind, job done.


Me as wel.

Why waste £100's of pounds on a veneered plywood box that gets burnt to ashes?

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When u die do you want to be... on 11:27 - Jan 11 with 882 viewsPegojack

Where's the 'Buried behind the goalposts at the Liberty' option, Brynny?

Sorry about your mam.
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When u die do you want to be... on 11:37 - Jan 11 with 868 viewsSTID2017

When u die do you want to be... on 23:09 - Jan 10 by BrynCartwright

It was Mam's cremation today. Cheers boys.


All the best.
Take time for yourself and your family

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination" - Mark Twain

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When u die do you want to be... on 11:40 - Jan 11 with 865 viewsSTID2017

When u die do you want to be... on 08:09 - Jan 11 by ItchySphincter

Sorry to hear about you Mam Bryn butt.

I was thinking about this other day as I was waking past the co-op funeral parlour and there was an ad for preparing for your funeral - I remember thinking, I hope I die happy and if my family didn’t mind I’d be quite happy for then to stick me on the cheapest of cardboard coffins and get me in the oven post-haste. I don’t much fancy being kept in an urn either, scoop me up and chuck it in the wind, job done.


Seriously all available mate.
Better to do now while (hopefully) there are no pressing issues.
After the f*****g shit year I had last year, I've put all my affairs in order, even though I hope to see many years yet

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination" - Mark Twain

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When u die do you want to be... on 12:20 - Jan 11 with 842 viewsepaul

Sincere condolences brynnie, both parents now gone, being an ex Matelot would love a burial at sea, however hopefully I'll reach retirement age and get my lumper from my pension so will pay for the cheapest available, so no one has to find the cash for it why waste money to be burnt to a crisp.

If had my way they could just chuck me on a bonfire
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The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day The b*stards are coming back though

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When u die do you want to be... on 13:38 - Jan 11 with 791 viewsJACKMANANDBOY

Woken up by a doctor saying this one's still a goer.

Besian Idrizaj Forever a Jack

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When u die do you want to be... on 13:46 - Jan 11 with 782 viewsLeonWasGod

Sympathies Bryn. Take care pal.


I couldn't give a monkeys how they send me off, as long as they make sure I really am dead before doing it!
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When u die do you want to be... on 22:38 - Jan 11 with 648 viewsSwanzay

Sincere sympathies Bryn to you and your family!

One of my first ever full time jobs (After school/college etc) was working for the local undertaker, I worked there for 3 and half years and was probably without doubt one of the best jobs I ever did, whilst give giving a reality of how precious your time on this planet is and how quickly that hour clock passes without you realising. All the hours wound you, the last one kills...
No two days were ever the same and sadly see things that most people will never get to see. Whether it be car crashes, murders, kids, babies and elderly sadly who had died alone.
But the satiscfaction I got from assisting the families during this difficult time and doing a good job is like no other.
Plus you have do have a dark sense of humour, especially when things didn't go to plan.
3 funerals per day, sometimes 4, so plenty of scope for cock ups!
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When u die do you want to be... on 23:02 - Jan 11 with 641 viewsBrynCartwright

What a terrific bunch of blokes PS is aye! Thanks very much for all your touching messages. STID!

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When u die do you want to be... on 23:56 - Jan 11 with 616 viewsNogginthenog

.....resurrected please
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When u die do you want to be... on 14:53 - Jan 12 with 489 viewsJohnw102

When u die do you want to be... on 23:56 - Jan 11 by Nogginthenog

.....resurrected please


State the UK is in do you really want another 70 +years here?

Never knew getting old would happen so quick!

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When u die do you want to be... on 20:06 - Jan 12 with 412 viewspencoedjack

Belated condolences Bryn.

Take care
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When u die do you want to be... on 21:16 - Jan 12 with 383 viewsAndy1300

Where's the option to leave body to medical science?

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When u die do you want to be... on 02:43 - Jan 13 with 319 viewsCooperman

When u die do you want to be... on 21:16 - Jan 12 by Andy1300

Where's the option to leave body to medical science?


Good point.

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