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How often do you get the hoover out? 21:42 - Apr 3 with 5367 viewsGaryjack

Serious question actually. We live in a bungalow, and i come home from work everyday and hoover the house. My 'wife' reckons i have a massive OCD problem? So, as the headline says, how often does your house get hoovered?
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:45 - Apr 3 with 2001 viewsjack2jack

I get The Panasonic out once a week sometimes twice.
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:46 - Apr 3 with 2002 viewsexiledclaseboy

That’s quite spooky cos I do exactly the same as you. I hoover every night when I get home from work. When the wife was ill last year, her mother was spending a lot of time at our house as you’d imagine. Upon discovering my like for hoovering she quietly asked the Mrs one day whether “he’s got some kind of syndrome”. The wife just laughed and told me what she’d said. We also have an upstairs hoover and a downstairs one. They’re two of my most prized possessions.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:47 - Apr 3 with 1990 viewsmax936

I don't do menial tasks myself

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:49 - Apr 3 with 1978 viewsjack2jack

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:47 - Apr 3 by max936

I don't do menial tasks myself


Now you've done it, you naughty boy.😁
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:49 - Apr 3 with 1980 viewsDarran

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:46 - Apr 3 by exiledclaseboy

That’s quite spooky cos I do exactly the same as you. I hoover every night when I get home from work. When the wife was ill last year, her mother was spending a lot of time at our house as you’d imagine. Upon discovering my like for hoovering she quietly asked the Mrs one day whether “he’s got some kind of syndrome”. The wife just laughed and told me what she’d said. We also have an upstairs hoover and a downstairs one. They’re two of my most prized possessions.


Fuçk my eyes I’m worried about you.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:49 - Apr 3 with 1977 viewsNogginthenog

Thrice a week the Dyson cordless is a godsend
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:50 - Apr 3 with 1975 viewsLoyal

Every day, sometimes twice.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:51 - Apr 3 with 1970 viewsDJack

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:49 - Apr 3 by Nogginthenog

Thrice a week the Dyson cordless is a godsend


Wife uses our daily... she has a messy cat and messy husband.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:52 - Apr 3 with 1962 viewsDarran

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:51 - Apr 3 by DJack

Wife uses our daily... she has a messy cat and messy husband.


You’ve got a wife?

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:54 - Apr 3 with 1944 viewsLoyal

Genuine now. I hoovered out a womans clout in Birkenhead one night. The noise she made was incredible.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:54 - Apr 3 with 1944 viewsNeathJack

Get yourself a robot vacuum. Had mine for 2 years and it works wonders.
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:54 - Apr 3 with 1944 viewsDJack

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:52 - Apr 3 by Darran

You’ve got a wife?


Well why not, even you've managed it.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:55 - Apr 3 with 1936 viewsDarran

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:54 - Apr 3 by DJack

Well why not, even you've managed it.



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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:56 - Apr 3 with 1936 viewsGaryjack

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:47 - Apr 3 by max936

I don't do menial tasks myself


Good for you Max. How often does your wife hoover?
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:57 - Apr 3 with 1925 viewsmax936

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:49 - Apr 3 by jack2jack

Now you've done it, you naughty boy.😁



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How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:59 - Apr 3 with 1912 viewsmax936

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:56 - Apr 3 by Garyjack

Good for you Max. How often does your wife hoover?


I dunno Gaz and I'm not asking either I don't want a

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 22:01 - Apr 3 with 1902 viewsLoyal

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:54 - Apr 3 by NeathJack

Get yourself a robot vacuum. Had mine for 2 years and it works wonders.


I cant settle until the skirting boards are dust free, wouldnt do for me.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 22:05 - Apr 3 with 1894 viewsdickythorpe

OOOOH!!!! Look at me with a Hoover!!!!!!!

YOU LUCKY, LUCKY BASTARDS!!!!!

HOURS I SPEND ON MY HANDS AND KNEES WITH A DUSTPAN AND BRUSH!!!!!!

SPOILT YOU LOT ARE!!!!!

You don't know what cramp is like in your hand until you've used this fecker!!!!!


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How often do you get the hoover out? on 22:08 - Apr 3 with 1887 viewsDJack

How often do you get the hoover out? on 22:05 - Apr 3 by dickythorpe

OOOOH!!!! Look at me with a Hoover!!!!!!!

YOU LUCKY, LUCKY BASTARDS!!!!!

HOURS I SPEND ON MY HANDS AND KNEES WITH A DUSTPAN AND BRUSH!!!!!!

SPOILT YOU LOT ARE!!!!!

You don't know what cramp is like in your hand until you've used this fecker!!!!!


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You've got hands and knees, oooh the luxury!

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 22:55 - Apr 3 with 1833 viewsbonymine

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:46 - Apr 3 by exiledclaseboy

That’s quite spooky cos I do exactly the same as you. I hoover every night when I get home from work. When the wife was ill last year, her mother was spending a lot of time at our house as you’d imagine. Upon discovering my like for hoovering she quietly asked the Mrs one day whether “he’s got some kind of syndrome”. The wife just laughed and told me what she’d said. We also have an upstairs hoover and a downstairs one. They’re two of my most prized possessions.


Bloody hell Andrew that’s way over the top I guess you must have some form of OCD if I’m allowed to talk in such a manner ?

Once a week is more than sufficient for the average family home surely ..........?

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 23:05 - Apr 3 with 1823 viewsbuilthjack

Get yourself a dyson v8 Gary. You won't regret it.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 23:10 - Apr 3 with 1813 viewsLord_Bony

How often do you get the hoover out? on 23:05 - Apr 3 by builthjack

Get yourself a dyson v8 Gary. You won't regret it.


Oh aye.

We just got a cordless Dyson and it s brill fair play. So easy to run over and do the stairs and car with.

After using an industrial type Kirby monstrosity for a few years this is a breeze...but gotta keep it charged.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 23:18 - Apr 3 with 1795 viewsbuilthjack

How often do you get the hoover out? on 23:10 - Apr 3 by Lord_Bony

Oh aye.

We just got a cordless Dyson and it s brill fair play. So easy to run over and do the stairs and car with.

After using an industrial type Kirby monstrosity for a few years this is a breeze...but gotta keep it charged.


It's easy yes, and picks up everything. Light too.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 23:20 - Apr 3 with 1789 viewsLord_Bony

How often do you get the hoover out? on 23:18 - Apr 3 by builthjack

It's easy yes, and picks up everything. Light too.


Even I enjoy getting it out these days.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 08:16 - Apr 4 with 1652 viewsGowerjack

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:46 - Apr 3 by exiledclaseboy

That’s quite spooky cos I do exactly the same as you. I hoover every night when I get home from work. When the wife was ill last year, her mother was spending a lot of time at our house as you’d imagine. Upon discovering my like for hoovering she quietly asked the Mrs one day whether “he’s got some kind of syndrome”. The wife just laughed and told me what she’d said. We also have an upstairs hoover and a downstairs one. They’re two of my most prized possessions.


I'm pretty much the same.

Mrs Gowerjack and the kids reckon I'm suffering from OCD but I can't chill if there is shite on the floor.




And don't get me started on cushions...

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